Anedota

Prior to departure, a guy looks up from his book and sees a real knockout
sitting next to him. He thought to himself:

'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline
does she work for?'

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan:'Love to fly and it shows?'

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:
'Dash, she doesn't work for Delta.'

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again, 'Something special in the air?' She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: 'Smooth as Silk.' This time the woman
turned on him saying, 'What the Fuck do you want?'

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said
'Ahhhhh..., American Airlines!
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